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August 12th, 2005

kagomes_arrow @ 03:33 pm: Since no one else gets off their butt to type this...
Thursday night's madness:

Kudo: "BAMF"
Jamie: "You know, you're like an old Batman movie."

Kudo: (Glances at hand of cards) "Holy Poop-sticks"

Kudo: "Jesus H."
Adam: "What does the H stand for?"
Rhyesa: "It's the American version of Hesus."

Adam: "Did you [play]?"
Jamie: "Yeah she did while I was doing all me crap- I mean your crap."
(All but Kudo laugh)
Adam: "She said it. Blame her."
Rhyesa: "Screw you"
Adam: "That was the joke."

Rhyesa: "This is getting ridiculous."
Jamie: "Both your cards and the conversation."

Current Mood: ditzyditzy
Current Music: Real men of genius commercials

August 7th, 2005

kagomes_arrow @ 05:56 pm: Jim's odd...
From the other room:

Jim: If she's dressed in her maid outfit, then I can save my game. If she's dressed in her slut outfit, then I can't.

Wow...

Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Real Emotion

August 5th, 2005

radonia @ 01:07 pm: Another interesting Friday at the library
Maggie: I get off work at 1. Want to go noodling?
Chris: Sure. We can go noodling. walks off I'll noodle you.
Maggie: I bite...

Noodling - the act of catching a catfish by sticking your hand in an underwater "hole" and allowing the catfish to bite your arm or hand. Also, a way that many people catch snapping turtles and snakes by mistake.

Current Mood: amusedamused

August 3rd, 2005

vagentzero @ 02:21 pm: Working, Slowly
Update: I haven't forgotten about BG!. The third episode is just coming really slowly, as I'm having trouble determining in which direction to take the story. It'll be here soon, I promise!

Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative

July 22nd, 2005

radonia @ 05:18 pm: Conversations you just don't expect to hear in a library..
Lisa: Oh my God! We really get articles like that?
Winnie: Yeah all the time.
Lisa: If they are anything like white men then that is going to be a short article.
Diana: Winnie should know. She's been there. (Winnie is one of the current periodical room staff members, she also happens to be a 60ish year old black woman)
Winnie: Yah.. but it's been a while.
Lisa: Huh?
Winnie: Since '81.
Lisa: WINNIE!
Diana: Eh its like riding a bike. Once you do it you'll never forget how.
Winnie: I'd sure like to try.
Diana: Well, read the article.
Lisa: But remember you don't always get 'it' up on the first try.
Diana: Which one? The guy or the bike?
Lisa: Either!

Current Mood: amusedamused

July 19th, 2005

vagentzero @ 12:56 pm: Brains Good! Episode 2
Like it or not, I'm bored at work again, and I have to keep myself amused somehow, so it's time for

Brains Good! Episode TwoCollapse )

There we are. The complete and definitive B:G Episode 2. Stay on your toes, because #3 promises to be a bloodbath.

July 15th, 2005

vagentzero @ 03:19 pm: Story-Time!
We don't have enough of this kind of thing around here, and I'm hopelessly bored at work. Currently running on five hours' sleep and entirely too much coffee, I present...

Brains Good! or, How to Combat a Zombie Invasion Using Tactics and Blunt ObjectsCollapse )

There you have it, Brains Good! Episode 1. More to come as the mood strikes me.

July 8th, 2005

radonia @ 08:14 pm: Dictator Ken
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
ooo "ouchtown, population you bro"
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Hm?
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
Dodgeball am kickem-la-assem
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Um.. ok
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
lol
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
random^.^
-=Rhyesa=- says:
you just lost me there
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Ok
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
hee hee. at least that'll never change. I'll still confuse the masses with such random quotes and actions that my dictatorship shall be forever!
-=Rhyesa=- says:
lol
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
Vote For Ken! Dictator of the World!
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
I rule you..
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Oh you do do you?
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
and you like it ^.^
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Nice to know
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
and the new beau can like it too!
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
lol
-=Rhyesa=- says:
lmao
-=Rhyesa=- says:
I hope you know I just spewed Mountain dew all over my screen
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
now what would you do if my randomness simply vanished? poof, gone no more illogic
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
lmao!!! was the screen really that thirsty? or do you two have that kind of kinky relationship? o.0
-=Rhyesa=- says:
That kind of kinky relationship
-=Rhyesa=- says:
I mean don't you have one like that with your screen?
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
rowr baby
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Ken you're killing me
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
well, we fight a lot...I threaten it, it stops working.....it's that love hate thing ya know...
=Rhyesa=- says:

"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
means I've gotta make up for lost time! quick! let's all undress...
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
our computer screens, and laugh at their nudity
-=Rhyesa=- says:
my roomate says "you first"
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
rowr!
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
wait...roomate a guy or girl?
-=Rhyesa=- says:
She's cracking up
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Girl
-=Rhyesa=- says:
Jamie
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
thank gods, ok, let's go!
"That's Heavy Metal When You Kill A Care Bear!" says:
::puts on porn music::

July 7th, 2005

radonia @ 11:27 pm: It has ears I tell you! Ears!!
Rhyesa: Something in there is spicy. What are you?
Jamie: You talk to your food like you think it can hear you. Next thing I know you're going to be sitting there saying 'Whatever is spicy come out with your hands up.' And I'll be frightened the day that it does.

July 4th, 2005

vagentzero @ 01:08 am: Just Take Me to the End of the Universe
I swear, I have Alzheimer's when I get tired... A conversation between my friend Ben and myself about a gift he bought me (it was a bouncy ball with an image of a US soldier in desert camo inside):

B: ...I found it discounted at the PX (Purchase eXchange).
J: Okay, so where'd you get it?
...
(cries)
Thanks, I appreciate that, b... b... Bob?
B: Yeah, Bob.
J: Well, good luck at Fort Christmas, Bob. You get those British.

Current Mood: amusedamused
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